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Are you a shamelessly smut-mongering fiend? Drowning in porny plot bunnies? Do you prowl through the comms hunting down the filthiest fics you can find and still come out wanting more?

Then get over to get_house_laid and post your prompts here for Round 2 of the all-pairing smutfest!

Prompts for both fic and art will be collected until January 31. A comprehensive list of all new submissions, as well as any leftover prompts from Round 1, will be posted February 2. All participants may post between March 1 and May 1. More details are available on the GHL profile page.

Again, all pairings are welcome. Whether you want House and Wilson screwing in a sauna, Chase discovering Foreman’s foot fetish, or a Scooter/Cameron/Nurse Brenda threesome with mpreg, throw it all out there and donate your sick, perverted fantasies to a worthy cause!

(Pimp away, chickens! Getting House--and anyone he works with--laid is a noble mission.)

To make up for spamming everyone with get_house_laid pimpage today, I give you: porn! Lots of it!

This is the one where House owns a vibrator.

Title: And Action [1/3]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.

Summary: Sex toys, voyeurism, and the story behind Wilson’s fishing trophy.

Notes: We're trying something a little different with the last two parts of this and posting in an RP format--meaning everyone gets to see exactly who's written what. For the first installment, it was easy to edit both our contributions together into something more fluid, but as we got farther along that became more difficult. Feedback appreciated!

Link: Part 1
Part 2
Part 3