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Oh, right, remix reveal time...

Title: ship turned (Balancing the Equation Remix)
Fandom: House
Pairing: House/Wilson/Amber
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,885

Summary: Amber was always the girl who made the rest of the class groan every time she raised her hand.

Notes: This is a remix of ship turned by usomitai. HEYGIRLHEY!

Link: ship turned (Balancing the Equation Remix)

Oh, right, remix reveal time...

Title: ship turned (Balancing the Equation Remix)
Fandom: House
Pairing: House/Wilson/Amber
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,885

Summary: Amber was always the girl who made the rest of the class groan every time she raised her hand.

Notes: This is a remix of ship turned by usomitai. HEYGIRLHEY!

( ship turned (Balancing the Equation Remix) )

Title: Hide the Dirty Paths
Pairing: Cuddy/Thirteen
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,956

Summary: New Jersey knows winter and how to handle it. Heavy-duty plows and coats, no snow days unless hell freezes over along with all the major highways. Regional hazing to weed out the week. Lisa heads south without a hitch, navigating traffic and precipitation with time-honed finesse.

Notes: Written for the Femslash Porn Battle. Very belatedly. And non-pornily. Prompt: AU, 13's a mechanic, Cuddy breaks down on a road trip.

Link: Hide the Dirty Paths

Title: Hide the Dirty Paths
Pairing: Cuddy/Thirteen
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,956

Summary: New Jersey knows winter and how to handle it. Heavy-duty plows and coats, no snow days unless hell freezes over along with all the major highways. Regional hazing to weed out the weak. Lisa heads south without a hitch, navigating traffic and precipitation with time-honed finesse.

Notes: Written for the Femslash Porn Battle. Very belatedly. And non-pornily. Prompt: AU, 13's a mechanic, Cuddy breaks down on a road trip.

( Hide the Dirty Paths )

"Down to brass tax."

Lulz. Eggcorns FTW.

Quick drabble before I head to work. This one is for karaokegal, who asked for:

( Foreman/Wilson, something from the Foreman in Charge arc )

I'm also *coughcough* killing two birds with one stone and using this as my Come As You're Not submission since it actually is something I wouldn't normally write. So smooth. That's me.

My list-keeping abilities are epic, but sometimes I misplace my lists.

Case in point: that time, um, a mere five months ago when I took drabble requests and then forgot about them. Better late than never, right? Also, these are all gonna be longer than one hundred words, I can tell you that right now.

Here be one for triedunture, who wanted:

( other dead people that House might start seeing )

And one for euclase, who wanted:

( Dead Poets Society )

I've had the idea for this fic floating in the back of my mind forever--like, since late in S3, when it looked like Wilson was two seconds away from coming out of the closet every time he appeared. Those were the days.

Title: Prideful
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,243
Summary: Wilson gets a little poetic justice and House gets a boa (or, the one where they go to Pride).

Notes: Takes place in S3, at some point after House Training. There actually is a lacrosse team called New Jersey Pride, which was just too good an opportunity to pass up.

Link: Prideful

I've had the idea for this fic floating in the back of my mind forever--like, since late in S3, when it looked like Wilson was two seconds away from coming out of the closet every time he appeared. Those were the days.

Title: Prideful
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,243
Summary: Wilson gets a little poetic justice and House gets a boa (or, the one where they go to Pride).

Notes: Takes place in S3, at some point after House Training. There actually is a lacrosse team called New Jersey Pride, which was just too good an opportunity to pass up.

( Prideful )

In an effort to clean out my fic closet, I decided to shake the dust off a few things that have been collecting it for too long. That said, here be a collab that does not feature a shifting perspective.

Title: Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous
Authors: recrudescence and nakeno
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,025

Summary: House drunkenly kitten-sits and Wilson copes. Co-starring flea baths, tropism, and possibly Freud.

Notes: The title is from "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" by T.S. Eliot.

Link: Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous

It's a bird. It's a plane. It's...Housefic.

Yeah, um, I dunno. It's late.

Title: Too Many Heavy Boots
Fandom: House
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship
Disclaimer: I do not own or profit from any of the source material.
Summary: “Do you have any idea how hot it would be to have super flexibility?” A Heroes rerun is on and the ogling of Ali Larter is in progress. Wilson’s perception of the actual show increases exponentially in proportion to House’s running commentary regarding the female characters.
Warning: References to character death.
Word Count: 673

( Too Many Heavy Boots )