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So after an invigorating morning at job #1 and double shift at job #2 on Saturday, I was too keyed up to sleep right away and wound up poking around with an anagram generator. Because there have to be things just as cool as "huge ego, sorry," you can make out of House's name. Once I got over the amusement of just how many possibilities included the word orgy, I saved my favorites and repeated the treatment on Wilson.

Gregory House:

GEE ORGY HOURS (he's into foursomes, so hey...)
GEE GORY HOURS (adequate job description, no?)
HERE GO ORGY US (that ain't subtext, that's just text)
OGRE HORSE GUY (um...yes)
SHY ROGUE OGRE (Zombie!fic is pretty trendy, but what about ogre!fic? House as Shrek, Wilson as Donkey, Chase as the Gingerbread Man...yeah, okay, never mind.)

James Wilson:

JASMINE LOWS (it's the name of his summer home; you heard it here first)
INSEAM JOWLS (I could do without the jowls, but the inseam part made me snicker)
JAIL MESS NOW (Tritter who?)
JAW MESS LOIN (buck up, kid; blow jobs take practice)
I WON LESS JAM (vivid mental images of Wilson staring dolefully at the PB&J table, or possibly recalling his marriages Eddie Izzard style: "second wife, I'm going to kill her, cut her head off; third wife, shoot her; fourth wife, put her in a bag; fifth wife, into outer space; sixth wife, rotisserie; seventh wife, made of jam; eighth wife, yo-yo...")

Yes, in fact, I do have about eighty thousand fics I could be working on instead of marinating in mundanity! However, if I read too much fic by others, I start doubting my own, which seems to be the case now. There's a lot of smart writing in this fandom, and taking in all the well-researched, well-articulated fic I come across makes me feel pretty second-rate by comparison. Gnerf. That normal? I think it's normal. I'll get over it. The other day, I started turning over an idea based off the "House gets a massage" plot device, so maybe I'll poke around with that some.