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Title: Thalposis
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/River
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,000
Summary: Cream of asparagus soup drips down River's temples and he dabs it away with a kitchen towel.

Notes: Hints of incest. Be warned. Written for wiccanslyr's fandom_stocking.

( Thalposis )

Title: Thalposis
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/River
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,000
Summary: Cream of asparagus soup drips down River's temples and he dabs it away with a kitchen towel.

Notes: Hints of incest. Be warned. Written for wiccanslyr's fandom_stocking.

Link: Thalposis

Title: when the long trick's over
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/River
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,252
Summary: The best cover they can afford is in a ramshackle seaside town a ways off from the nearest city.

Notes: INCEST. Be warned. Written for chokolattejedi's fandom_stocking. Title from this poem.

( when the long trick's over )

Title: when the long trick's over
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/River
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,252
Summary: The best cover they can afford is in a ramshackle seaside town a ways off from the nearest city.

Notes: INCEST. Be warned. Written for chokolattejedi's fandom_stocking. Title from this poem.


Link: when the long trick's over

Lol, sleeplessness! Why must you vex me so?

Title: At a Crawl
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/River
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 347

Summary: “Say the sickness turned my brain.” Arching in, lips quirked conspiratorially, and there’s the frothy-light brush of her uncombed hair against his cheek.

Notes: Written belatedly for the Vagina Fest. Prompt: memories.

Link: At a Crawl

Title: Grit
Pairing: Simon/River, implied Simon/Kaylee
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,360
Summary: Maybe safety is best defined by Jiangyin, bundled into a backwoods settlement that Feds don't care enough to acknowledge and even the locals don't dare to tread.

Link: Grit

GUISE. Last night, I dreamed that the cast of Firefly had to find its way through the mines of Moria. Gimli was happily making miniature buildings out of pipe cleaners and Jayne was wearing a fez. It was pretty inspiring.

Um, but unfortunately, that's not what this fic is about. Maybe next time.


Title: Color of Graciousness
Pairing: possibly some vague, one-sided, deranged River/Simon
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 4,724
Summary: Administration continued making up claims to restrict their contact with the outside world and, River realized with shameful belatedness, transform the school into an isolation chamber.

Notes:: I felt like speculating about what it might have been like as things were progressing at the Academy (aside from the forced assassin training and wearing of ugly bodysuits). Chinese and Russian translations are in mouseover.

Link: Color of Graciousness

January wordcount: 5,421
2009 wordcount: 5,421

Necessity (Firefly: Mal/Jayne; NC-17; 3,083 words (half the total wordcount))
Utter smut in which nakeno and I exploit cross-dressing!Mal. As does Jayne. Part of a rather epic cross-dressing 'verse that may of may not make it into the public eye.

Unsettling (Firefly: Simon/Jayne; NC-17; 768 words)
Porn Battle contribution written because I enjoy it when Simon throws Jayne for a loop. And taking Simon to a bar and getting him a glass of milk just seemed like it was right up Jayne's alley.

Chameleonic (Firefly: Simon/River; NC-17; 784 words)
More Porn Battling, more CSI. True love with a side of wrong.

Marking Time (Firefly: Zoe/River; R; 786 words)
Another Porn Battle result. I'd never considered the pairing before, but it intrigued me and now I'm thinking of exploring it some more.

Porn Battle is onnnnnn. Go forth and contribute to your heart's content or until February 1st, whichever comes first. I've done three so far, but there will be more.

Title: Unsettling
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/Jayne
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 768
Summary: So when Mal tells them to go off and settle things, get a drink, get their issues worked out, whatever it takes, Jayne orders Simon a glass of milk just to be spiteful.
Notes: Prompt: child
Link: Unsettling


Title: Chameleonic
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/River
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 784
Summary: When River finally takes a fall, the result of an ill-conceived equation and a screwdriver on the cargo bay floor, Mal gives her a knowing look and totes her to the infirmary.
Notes: Prompt: genetic
Link: Chameleonic


Title: Marking Time
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Zoe/River
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 786
Summary: It would unnerve them all if they knew Wash is smeared and spattered all over the cockpit even though Mal and Jayne scoured the area as soon as they could.
Notes: Prompt: needs
Link: Marking Time

Title: Transmutation
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence 
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/River
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,375

Summary: River has an identity crisis.

Warning: Contains cross-dressing and mild, one-sided CSI.

Notes: Takes place post-Objects in Space.

( Transmutation )