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Saturday, I went to a Shakespeare workshop-type thing, had vegan mac-and-cheese, and stayed out all night at a nuraebang (or "sing-room," a delightful Korean invention where you and your friends rent a room and do karaoke to your hearts' content). It's much less mortifying than belting in front of an entire bar, not that I've ever been cruel enough to do that.

Today, I'm going to spam everyone with the stuff I wrote for fandom_stocking.

Mal/Simon snippet written for omorka
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sordid undergrad exploits.
Word Count: 572

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River and Jayne snippet written for aquidis
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: G
Summary: Inara takes Kaylee shopping for anything but engine parts, which Kaylee takes very seriously.
Word Count: 754

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Rachel/Puck/Quinn snippet written for apocalypsos
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Rachel/Puck/Quinn
Rating: PG-13
Summary: How can she be with a guy who has a fight club?
Warning: Spoilers for Sectionals.
Word Count: 786

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Mal/Simon snippet for liz_chan
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Prostate exam. In space.
Word Count: 870

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Simon/Jayne for bookaddict43
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/Jayne
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Smut! And Jayne giving advice, kind of.
Word Count: 1,812

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Wicked/Glee crossover for ariestess
Fandom: Wicked/Glee
Rating: G
Summary:: Galinda joins a new school organization.
Word Count: 714

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Morgan/Reid snippet for storydivagirl
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: R
Summary: The trials of being an ass man.
Word Count: 741

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Supernatural snippet for shanaqui
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean friendship
Rating: PG
Summary: Dean talks too much
Word Count: 440

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Wow. nakeno and I wrote this months and months ago and I'd pretty much forgotten about it.

Title: Hypothesis
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/Jayne
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We do not own or profit from any of the source material.
Summary: He'll pull Jayne aside later on, give him a very concerned piece of his mind for dragging not just a crew member but a fugitive into bed with him. The man's been known to think with body parts considerably lower than his brain plenty of times in the past, but this is something else.
Word Count: 7,928

Link: Part 1/2
Part 2/2

January wordcount: 5,421
2009 wordcount: 5,421

Necessity (Firefly: Mal/Jayne; NC-17; 3,083 words (half the total wordcount))
Utter smut in which nakeno and I exploit cross-dressing!Mal. As does Jayne. Part of a rather epic cross-dressing 'verse that may of may not make it into the public eye.

Unsettling (Firefly: Simon/Jayne; NC-17; 768 words)
Porn Battle contribution written because I enjoy it when Simon throws Jayne for a loop. And taking Simon to a bar and getting him a glass of milk just seemed like it was right up Jayne's alley.

Chameleonic (Firefly: Simon/River; NC-17; 784 words)
More Porn Battling, more CSI. True love with a side of wrong.

Marking Time (Firefly: Zoe/River; R; 786 words)
Another Porn Battle result. I'd never considered the pairing before, but it intrigued me and now I'm thinking of exploring it some more.

Porn Battle is onnnnnn. Go forth and contribute to your heart's content or until February 1st, whichever comes first. I've done three so far, but there will be more.

Title: Unsettling
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/Jayne
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 768
Summary: So when Mal tells them to go off and settle things, get a drink, get their issues worked out, whatever it takes, Jayne orders Simon a glass of milk just to be spiteful.
Notes: Prompt: child
Link: Unsettling


Title: Chameleonic
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/River
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 784
Summary: When River finally takes a fall, the result of an ill-conceived equation and a screwdriver on the cargo bay floor, Mal gives her a knowing look and totes her to the infirmary.
Notes: Prompt: genetic
Link: Chameleonic


Title: Marking Time
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Zoe/River
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 786
Summary: It would unnerve them all if they knew Wash is smeared and spattered all over the cockpit even though Mal and Jayne scoured the area as soon as they could.
Notes: Prompt: needs
Link: Marking Time

Title: Permutations [part 2/4]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairings: Mal/Simon/Jayne and all combinations thereof
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 8,838

Summary: Jayne steals pajamas, Simon gets drunk, and Mal sits on a tack. There is also sex in abundance.

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Part 4