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Hi, new friends! I'm sorry the first entry of mine you see is probably going to shatter any respect you might have for me. Welcome!

No sleep again last night, so I headed to today's breakfast event riding high on a touch of the plague and a Diet Coke. Whoo. Choked down two cups of coffee, each with about five packets of Equal, and OH GOD THE PAIN. I felt it staining my teeth and stunting my growth and souring my stomach and, and, and... Ew. I seriously cannot remember the last time I was desperate enough to try coffee.

So, yeah, today was pretty much a "Holy crap, I look like crap" kind of Monday. Got a run in my stockings like like a flesh-colored comet shooting down my Achilles tendon into my fetching kitten heel. Woe! However, I was wearing this stretchy Escher-ish houndstooth trumpet skirt that looks like something Gwen Stefani vomited up backstage. Seriously, it's amazing. Seriously, I'm not usually this superficial, either.

I was supposed to go salsa with Xanthe tonight, but she also has the plague, and I ended up declining an invitation to eat with my family before the little Gorgon (freshly returned from a Commedia dell'Arte study in Italy) goes back to school. Cuddy would never stand for this sort of tomfoolery. Cuddy would probably never wear Gwen Stefani vomit, either.

And since I still can't sleep, I think I might write porn. Because everyone knows that's always a cure-all.

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this monday was just crap in a box. Complete with wrapping paper...

Aw, you too? Sorry, dear. Want some porn?

Lmao, the plague.

I hope you feel better soon, dear. And consider my respect totally and utterly shattered. ;D

*is just getting herself a dose of SGA porn*

Yes, thank you, some porn would be nice. :-)

All right, then. What kind of porn? I can't promise coherency, since I've been awake way too long, but I'll make an honest effort.

Fuckington! How can I ever redeem myself now? *totters off for more Kleenex and Ibuprofen.

Holy shit! You actually stayed up the whole night? Good God.

Tomfoolery. LOL Word of the day. And porn certainly cures all. Always. =) Speaking of which...*goes to put finishing touches on mine*

Yeah, I'm an idiot. But I couldn't help it! Sleep was nowhere to be found and I had to get up really early and I saw a freaky movie over the weekend, so I ended up plowing straight on till morning. *is made of fail* And evidently today is one of those days where caffeine works on my, since I still can't sleep.

Also, happy porn-editing. =)

I'm actually glad caffeine has little effect on me. I could drink a big cup if I wanted to and then go right to bed.

What freaky movie did you see?

Cake works, I've found. Especially the kind you give away. Like to me, for instance. >_>

oh dear... I actually fell asleep! That is absolutely unbelievable. Hope you found some sleep too eventually.

And... uhm, in case you're still looking for porny ideas: slash is always good, and I myself quite like to read stuff that features semi-public fooling around and/or surprise sex. :-)

and just on a passing note, 8am is way too early to be up and about. I want my bed back!

Sorry to hear that Monday was sucktastic. Mr. Geldoff clearly knew of what he sang. Porn is definitely good for what ails ya! (Especially if it gives a good dose of comments to go with it.)