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Something that squicks me:

The term "tender hole." Oh. My. God. I cannot begin to describe the face I pulled when I came across that one. Maybe, maybe it works if you're poking a spade through the topsoil in order to plant tulip bulbs or something. Not so much with the gay lovin', however.

...hi, it's past three and I can't sleep, so I've opted not to.

Need to go to four or five events this week, none of which are tomorrow, call a few hotels to confirm menus and headcounts for a few other events, finish an article that's due Wednesday, get something for my father's birthday (also Wednesday) and possibly cram in some mealtime to hang out with him, throw together some banners and interview questions, kindly bug some more CEOs for money, send emails to a few people whose business cards I got two weeks ago, update the website, and who knows what else.

Fuck! Ass! If all else fails, I shall be the bartender with Tourette's from Boondock Saints when I grow up.

*makes like a tree and gets the fuck out of here*
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posted by [identity profile] wihluta.livejournal.com at 11:02am on 12/11/2007
'tender hole' - -*cracks up*... Oh, dear...

oh, and good luck with the rest of your week! :-)

 
posted by [identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com at 12:22am on 13/11/2007
So much unsexy! Thanks. =)
 
posted by [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com at 02:49pm on 12/11/2007
Tender hole! bwahaha

I am not a fan of "puckered" hole, and although it doesn't squick me, 'ring of muscle' is not exactly......sexy.

I'm sure I've used all of them, (okay, not tender hole) but hey....how many euphamisms for arsehole can you use? :D
 
posted by [identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com at 12:20am on 13/11/2007
God, that's totally another squickworthy one. When I think puckered, I think lips, not...elsewhere. Normally, I err on the side of ambiguity ("tightness," etc.) and trust the reader will figure it out, with one thing and another.
 
posted by [identity profile] shutterbug12.livejournal.com at 03:41pm on 12/11/2007
"Tender hole." LOL Dear God, that's funny.

Ha - and my dad's birthday is Thursday! Nifty.

Good luck with your week. :)
 
posted by [identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com at 12:17am on 13/11/2007
It actually seemed like it might be an okay fic up till that point, really.

Thanks, and happy birthday to your dad!
 
posted by [identity profile] karaokegal.livejournal.com at 11:12pm on 12/11/2007
Maybe I need to add it to my crusade to stamp out "sweet spot," although I know a lot of people who need to use the SS because they can't stand saying "prostate." I know it's one of those clinical words that's not particularly sexy, but Sweet Spot really gets on my nerves.
 
posted by [identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com at 12:16am on 13/11/2007
Gah! It sounds like a candy store. Cue the chocolate jokes. Eww.

And my boss sometimes uses it in business lingo (e.g. "Let's have an event on advertising; that's right in our sweet spot."), which makes me giggle hysterically inside my head.
 
posted by [identity profile] karaokegal.livejournal.com at 12:27am on 13/11/2007
"Let's have an event on advertising; that's right in our sweet spot."

EWWWWWWWWW! Apparently he hasn't read as much bad smut as we have.

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