Yvi

So triedunture made a podfic of Discovery. nakeno adores it, we're both crazy-flattered by it, and I'm trying to get over my podfic hangups so I can actually listen to the thing all the way through without turning puce.

Which has nothing to do with Tried, because she is awesome and has tonal quality my old theatre adviser would make love to all night long, and anyone who can impress nakeno is even more awesome. Podfic just makes me think of sex scenes being read in a really, really over the top manner, moans and all. nakeno says I have nothing to fear.

And now, nakeno's mother weighs in. Yes, seriously.

nakeno: Oh, hey, mom listened to Discovery.
recrudescence: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
recrudescence: I mean, good for her?
recrudescence: (GAAAAAAAAAAAAH.)
nakeno: She laughed a lot at the dialogue.
recrudescence: I can't imagine my mom listening to an audiobook of my porn.
recrudescence: I can hardly imagine myself doing it.
nakeno: She said they reminded her of a poodle and a bulldog, and the bulldog was like circling the poodle-- and the poodle has dancing eyes and a waggling tail, watching him-- and the bulldog could really hurt the little thing (emotionally, she explained) and he keeps nosing and kinda bullying (as in House irritating Wilson about his porn) but he really likes the little poodle. And, in the end, the little poodle has him by the ass whether he likes it or not.
nakeno: It was a very weird analogy, but it made me smile.
recrudescence: Awww!
nakeno: Now she's making up porn scenes. XD
recrudescence: Okay, that's cute.
recrudescence: But disturbing.
recrudescence: ...does she have any good ideas?
nakeno: "Now, you should do one with them stoned." "We have. Wait, vicodin or marijuana?" "Weed, vicodin's a given." "Oh, we've done that too." "Then maybe Chase walking in on them in a compromising position-- threesome!" "It's hard to do that because the third person always gets left out." "Then make it a woman-- she'll get ignored in the end, as she should."