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Look, verbose collaborative stuff! Yes, it features drinking and passing out on House's couch, but we can explain. This all spawned from thoughts of what a young, hormonal House might have gotten up to overseas. References to things like consensual underage sex, frozen keys, and reindeer underwear within. I mean it. If any of this makes you weak in the knees from horror as opposed to prurient glee, I don't want the LJ gods smacking me off the face of the earth.

Title: Not a Crime [1/2]
Authors: recrudescence and nakeno
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,173

Summary: If House was gay-trained by a Marine, he'll ditch the damn hotel and buy a fucking condo.

Notes: Statutory rape mentioned and implied; if this isn't your cup, I'm not sure how you got here in the first place...

Link: Not a Crime