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Title: Better Than Prison
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We do not own or profit from any of the source material.
Summary: It turns out the doc is nice and compliant when he's had a few. Mal's pretty pleased about that. This is what happens when people listen to him. Should happen more often. The listening part and the Simon-being-more-compliant part.
Notes: Written for the Porn Battle prompt: Mal/Simon, disorientation.
Word Count: 3,845

Link: Better Than Prison

Title: Better Than Prison
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We do not own or profit from any of the source material.
Summary: It turns out the doc is nice and compliant when he's had a few. Mal's pretty pleased about that. This is what happens when people listen to him. Should happen more often. The listening part and the Simon-being-more-compliant part.
Notes: Written for the Porn Battle prompt: Mal/Simon, disorientation.
Word Count: 3,845

Link: Better Than Prison

Title: The One Where Serenity Gets a Bathtub
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We do not own or profit from any of the source material.
Summary: After the events of Safe, the ship still smells like cows.
Word Count: 7,054

Link: The One Where Serenity Gets a Bathtub


And, since we didn't ever get around to tying up the end of that one:


Title: The One Where Serenity Gets a Bathtub: Coda
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon, implied Kaylee/River
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We do not own or profit from any of the source material.
Summary: Mal begrudgingly comes to accept having a tub on his ship. Begrudgingly.
Word Count: 4,064

Link: The One Where Serenity Gets a Bathtub: Coda

My purimgifts contributions, written for nextian:

Title: Wiles
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own or profit from any of the source material.
Summary: Dress-shop caper?
Word Count: 984
Link: Wiles

Title: Centering
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: R
Pairings: River/Kaylee, Mal/Simon
Disclaimer: I do not own or profit from any of the source material.
Summary: River takes matters into her own hands.
Word Count: 757
Link: Centering

Title: This Place is Haunted
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Zoe/Wash
Disclaimer: I do not own or profit from any of the source material.
Summary: Serenity's got a ghost.
Word Count: 867
Link: This Place is Haunted

I realized this was a kink I hadn't written yet and decided to remedy that. Next up: sounding! Maybe.

ETA: And, um, the title is Tampion, not to be confused with Tampon. A tampion being a plug that goes into the mouth of a cannon or gun, not a vagina. I also totally didn't mean to be punny (Tam, tampion, LOL WUT), so that corniness is entirely unintentional.

Title: Tampion
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,201

Summary:  After the events of Objects in Space, Simon's a little shaken. Co-starring gunplay.

( Tampion )
 

Title: Permutations [part 4/4]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairings: Mal/Simon/Jayne and all combinations thereof
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 7,698

Summary: Jayne steals pajamas, Simon gets drunk, and Mal sits on a tack. There is also sex in abundance.

( Permutations: Part 4 )

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

I would like to point out that the first time I typed the title of this, I accidentally put Liquid Wilson. Stripper alias or new cleaning product? You decide!

Title: Liquid Wisdom
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 8,167

Summary: Simon can't catch a break. No one seems particularly interested in helping.

Notes: Title swiped from the anonymous quote "Tea is liquid wisdom."

( Liquid Wisdom )

WHO WANTS SOME SEX AND NEOLOGISMS?

Yeah, anyway.

Title: Under
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 4,771

Summary: Wandering into dangerous territory, both in a mental sense and a geographical one. Mal and Simon go shopping, albeit not altogether willingly.

Notes: Written for the Porn Battle because the prompt "Mal/Simon: panties" cracked us up. Only, Porn Battle responses are supposed to fit in a comment, and this most definitely doesn't. We tend to get kind of carried away.

( Under )