A Fake Handshake Don't Make No Man

Things I have done over the past month and a half:

-- interviewed at a zillion different schools
-- taught summer school (today was the last day!)
-- signed up for the last two classes I need in order to get my master's
-- landed a job for fall
-- started looking around for housing closer to said job
-- written stuff

Speaking of written stuff, a wild reversebang appears!

Title: A Fake Handshake Don't Make No Man
Fandom: Inception
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, making no profit off 'em, etc. 
Word Count: 26,000
Summary: Spaghetti's straight until you heat it up. Or, how Arthur learned not to use pasta as a pickup line and Eames learned to enjoy long walks on the Kinsey scale.

Notes:: Written for i_reversebang as a companion piece to this lovely artwork by heavenly_rain.

Link: A Fake Handshake Don't Make No Man