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This is a bizarre thing for me. It's Harry Potter fic, which I've never posted before (not counting that unfortunate crossover with Kill Bill, which was years ago and only because I was bored out of my mind) and it's written in a relatively straightforward style. Third-person limited, past tense, verbs almost unfailingly accompanied by nouns, the works. I'll have to crank out some good old-fashioned stream-of-consciousness before too long.

It's also far, far past the word limit for the Porn Battle. That part is less surprising.

Title: Keeping Up Appearances
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Pansy/Parvati
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,032

Summary: The closest they normally came to speaking was during attendance, when Parkinson and Patil uttered consecutive “here”s, same as in Potions.

Notes: Written for the Femslash Porn Battle. Prompt: easy.

( Keeping Up Appearances )

This is a bizarre thing for me. It's Harry Potter fic, which I've never posted before (not counting that unfortunate crossover with Kill Bill, which was years ago and only because I was bored out of my mind) and it's written in a relatively straightforward style. Third-person limited, past tense, verbs almost unfailingly accompanied by nouns, the works. I'll have to crank out some good old-fashioned stream-of-consciousness before too long.

It's also far, far past the word limit for the Porn Battle. That part is less surprising.

Title: Keeping Up Appearances
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Pansy/Parvati
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,032

Summary: The closest they normally came to speaking was during attendance, when Parkinson and Patil uttered consecutive “here”s, same as in Potions.

Notes: Written for the Femslash Porn Battle. Prompt: easy.

Link: Keeping Up Appearances

Glee time! Episode 9: Wheels.

It fucking pisses me off that Rachel automatically gets handed everything. Tina got to sing the Maria solo in West Side Story once and instead of working her through it, Will turned right back around to giving everything to Rachel and yes, she is the best, but no one's going to get better if they don't stretch themselves. Also, Finn sucks.

And Will having the gall to be all, "Oh noes, we don't have time to rearrange a song for Mercedes!" OMFG BITE ME SO HARD.

Rachel's smugness is not endearing. You ain't Greg House, girl. Step off.

Kurt makes me giggle and squee and act like a femmy little teenage boy. It's contagious.

And why the FUCK do they need a goddamn bus? There aren't many of them. Rent a van, lameass. The camaraderie will increase in close quarters. And Will, Sue is so much more awesome than you with her fat-check writing boosters, so suck on that.

( Here be more Glee-babble. )