Yvi

Sweet holy Moses on a moped, I hate these things. So here!

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

This has been another episode of Yvi Works on Her People Skills. Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode, when she posts another poorly-articulated, entirely stream-of-consciousness review of that show with the really gay men who bitch and bicker and sometimes save people and stuff. Sodomy: it's what's for dinner.

Today was rather lousy in that I have a new set of knuckle-shaped bruises smudged over my face. Nothing like checking on your application status after having what was seemingly a really productive second interview only to get a reply that essentially says "oops lol, changed the job requirements rofl; kthxbai!"

Heavy fundraising experience, right. Give me time, chickens; I'm seventeen years old, for Christ's sake.

On a really, really good day. Most of the time I feel like I'm still about thirteen. But hey, this is the job prospect that got back to me immediately and asked if I could jaunt by the office the next day, despite the fact that my cover letter and resume clearly stated I'm three states away. Oh, but that last trip home was fun. Still hoping to hear back from two other places that've interviewed me, preferably on more optimistic notes. For now, I am staying preoccupied with really, really mindless things like this!

Acrostic Music Meme: put your mp3 player on random, then upload a song for each letter of your username.

A disproportionate number of these songs are on the gay side. Cool.

Rocky Road to Dublin by Fortune's Hand
Einstein on the Beach by Counting Crows
Carol of the Bells by This Ascension
Rent from the original Broadway cast recording
Under the Ivy by Kate Bush
Daylight Robbery by Imogene Heap
Eli the Barrow Boy by Fresh Cherries From Yakima (Decemberists cover)
Stolen Child (live) by Loreena McKennitt
Cupcake by Nellie McKay
Ease by Hanne Hukkelberg
Nancy Boy by Placebo
Cowboys are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other by Willie Nelson
E-Pro by Beck

Please download! Hope you enjoy.