Citizens of Capua! I, the undefeated Gaul, have recently attended a festivids-viewing party (between watching Spartacus eps, but that's neither here nor there). For your pleasure, I present my selections of choice.

Therefore, let us cease wallowing in slow-motion carnage and set eyes to purpose. Gratitude.

( behold, vids that will impress themselves upon your mind as surely as the mark of a domina upon your back )